In " Homer at the Bat ", Mr. Burns instructs Smithers to recruit dead-ball-era players, such as Honus Wagner and Cap Anson for the plant's softball team, and has to be told that all of them died long ago. 3F23 - You Only Move Twice; 3F24 - El Viaje Mysterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer); 3G01 - The Springfield Files; 3G03 - SimpsonCalaFristicExpiala(Annoyed Grunt)Cious; 4F01 - Lisa's Date with Density; 4F02 - Treehouse of Horror VII; 4F03 - The Homer They Fall; 4F04 - A Milhouse Divided; 4F05 - Burns, Baby, Burns; 4F06 - Bart after Dark; 4F07 - Hurricane Neddy I'm transferring a call in to you, Mr. Burns. Going cold turkey isn't as delicious a it sounds. "Although @JJSwartzwelder is credited with the script, the story was pitched by @scullymike. "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" is the tenth episode of The Simpsons' seventh season. Shoo! (looks at food) Eh, same old garbage! They do so, and the crowd cough and splutter. Make me slap you. pulling me every which way jostled my heart from its slumber. Oh! The Simpsons 2F20 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? What do you think this is, a tanning salon? Homer: Oh, my God, oh, my God! If Mr. Burns gets flop sweat he'll die of dehydration. As soon as I graduate I am so outa here! It died with an awful sound. I'm sure he can get a great job at any corporation he wants. What's your name, young man? I want you to look at your children and promise them No, you have the wrong number. I feel terrible about getting Mr. Smithers fired. Uh-oh. I hired? But there's no reason we can't dance, dance, dance (picks up broom) Yeah. Terrible at everything. If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace. Suddenly, the BURNS (CONSULTING CARD) Hmm, oh , yes… Homer and Marge Simpson. her saxophone. He hugs him and Burns slips out of his hands like soap and flies into CROWD Back at home, Homer and Marge are in bed. And so, potential investors, I hope you'll think our I.P.O. HOMER Dad, you just said that three minutes ago. Now, I insist you take a vacation... just as soon as a temporary substitute can be found. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I punched Burns right in his 104-year-old face. BURNS Homer returns home and opens his starter pack. the patch parlour collective. I'm taping it. some cleaning! I had a bad experience with drugs. Now go do my bidding! I'll either tickle your ribs or feed them to my dogs! Oh man, this is long. Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir? HOMER A group of crows is called a murder. I wanna get to Mr. Burns's house bright and early to make his breakfast. (puts her down and turns to the crows) All she can do is dial and yell. I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. BURNS Welcome to the web's largest Simpsons community, devoted to the discussion of the longest-running sitcom of all time. Do? Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on? ", "You have 10 minutes." Oh man, they already voted! In the episode “Homer the Smithers,” Mr. Burns dials his trusty assistant’s name in the hopes of getting him on the phone. The crows are on the patch again. OTTO Okay? One of these must be a breakfast maker. I gotta go now. BURNS So, another Friday is upon us. SMITHERS Script : Simpson Horror Show XVII ... alors un escalier en colimaçons jusqu’à ce qu’on se rende compte que l’on était en fait à la place d’Homer et que celui-ci tombe dans les escaliers, lorsque l’on entend ses cris. Naturally, SMITHER was his only guess: season seven, episode seventeen, "Homer the Smithers". I didn't, but now, Daddy's special medicine... (menacingly) which SMITHERS (whispering to Homer) One of us has gotta start laughing. She must be a hundred million years old. Good morning, sir. Homer catches her. You mean that guy on "60 Minutes" who yells all the time? Smithers, I need someone that laughs at all my jokes. American corporations should stop playing God with nature. 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